Here is a two minute conversation I had with a house girl at Korat on base in 1966.
At the very beginning she asked me when I got to Korat and I replied "yesterday". What she was really asking was when did I get back from my shopping trip to Japan.
I hope this will put a smile on your face if it brings back memories of your conversations with your house girl. Also, I had completely forgotten about them using the term "never happen" until I heard her say it in this clip.
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Click on the picture of me with my house girl to hear the sound clip.